delmar
hello.
my name is delmar.
actually, it is an abbreviation from my full name: MaDELeine, MARissa.
i was born on july, under the sign Leo. find out all about Leo, and you will find out almost 95% of my custom :)
la vie en rose
: actually is a song originally performed by Edith Piaf.
it always reminds me of the strength of love and youth and i can't get enough of it. so i thought, it would be nice if i put that spirit into my blog.
anyway,
this blog is nothing but random thoughts, notes, links, pics, and whatever things across my mind. please bare with it :)
navigate
home
blogger
profile @ FS
konspirasi
his blog
ask us!
geocities
latest entries hey, you, uglyface .. ... your questions.. so .. BACK!!! A Room To Let the list pics help! ..trying to, babe..
thank you blogger geocities get your images match production statcounter
log page
you are visitor #
since august 17, 2005.
thank you! :)
disclaimer
somehow, this blog best viewed with IE or Netscape only, with 1024x768 resolution.
some archives and/or other browser might experience layout failure, i don't know why. still working on it. sorry for your inconvenience.
all pics, links and contents are copyrighted to their respectives owners.
Sunday, November 13, 2005 [New!] Oxford dictionary
Just received Oxford Dictionary's latest definition of the following words. Please update your online dictionary definitions:
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.
Classic: A book which people praises, but do not read.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.
Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Divorce: Future tense of marriage.
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water power.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
delmar updates this blog at 8:20 PM |
0 Comments: